Born Free But Now I'm Expensive - Adult Unisex Tee Size:3XL The warning label was there

The warning label was there

and general spookiness since January

Navy distressed block text at the top reads "Terrible

This one is for the grill parent

Bold superhero typography on a yellow tee

Born Free But Now I'm Expensive - Adult Unisex Tee Size:3XL The warning label was thereLiberty has a price tag, and it is roughly the cost of diapers, daycare, and whatever they just threw in the shopping cart. Freedom rang. Then the bill came. The Details: Red and blue block text reads "Born Free But Now I'm" arched above a vintage illustration of a little girl in a patriotic outfit (red and white striped socks, blue dress with ruffles, red hair bow with stars) holding a sparkler. Below, large red retro script reads "Expensive." Red